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ABOUT

I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
June 24, 2012

often times i come to the realization that all i’ve ever cared about in life and all i ever will care about in life is being funny, but i am a strange combination of too self-deprecating and too full of myself to actually succeed in most endeavors of the humorous kind.