AND NOW, this 25th day of April, 2012, upon consideration of the pervasive degradation of the English language, the Court hereby DECLARES that the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pennsylvania is an Oxford Comma friendly facility. Legal documents that fail to incorporate Oxford Commas shall be met with displeasure, disfavor, and derision.
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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
May 3, 2012
1:09 am
