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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
February 5, 2012
visual gag I wrote at 3am & explained to u in text

notveryraven:

a camera follows a man as he loads crates of beer into a truck. particular cinematographic attention is paid to the text on the side—apparently the brand is “Mohican”. the man finishes, removes his gloves, rubs his hands together to warm them from the frigid February air. “well,” he says, “that’s the last of them.”