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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
January 28, 2012
Rachel Maddow, Reluctant Sex Symbol
Village Voice:
What do you say to people who accuse MSNBC of "glamming up" your image?
Rachel Maddow:
I wear just as much makeup as the other guys on MSNBC.
my hero