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January 14, 2012
youfancyme: a human just emailed me a link to this, adding, “you should probably own this.” you get me, you really get me.  I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BUY ONE OF THESE FOREVER THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET. also, is there some huge depot place that sells inflatable sky dancers, as they’re apparently called, and if so, does it put an inflatable sky dancer outside to attract customers?

youfancyme:

a human just emailed me a link to this, adding, “you should probably own this.”

you get me, you really get me. 

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BUY ONE OF THESE FOREVER THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET.

also, is there some huge depot place that sells inflatable sky dancers, as they’re apparently called, and if so, does it put an inflatable sky dancer outside to attract customers?