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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
January 14, 2012
Afterward the candidates repaired to the drawing room for brandy and cigars for the non-Mormons, apple juice and crumb cake for the Mormons, and a screening of the 1993 film ‘Beethoven’ for Rick Santorum.