portlandia you are too magical.
wait this is actually what i say all the time, though i think i see more sperm than penises. (can we say peni instead of penises?)
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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
January 11, 2012
