DO NOT APPLY UNLESS YOU ARE YOUNG AND HIP
ABOUT

I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
THE INTERNET IS FOREVER

i had a livejournal when i was emo. i had a blog when i became indie. now i am a hipster, so i have a tumblr. what is reoccurring throughout all of these stages is an inaccurate belief that people on the Internet actually care about my general thoughts, concerns, and pseudo-artistic re-blogs.

however, in the face of such adversity, i like to blatantly mis-reference one great motivational sports movie that i never saw, “IF YOU BLOG IT, THEY WILL COME.”

what does this mean? i do things in real life, and i do things on the Internet. i am constantly trying to maintain an acceptable ratio between the two.