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I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason other than to create a false sense of importance of which I could never retain on my own.
April 12, 2013

(Source: uterusmuncher, via prodeath)

amanda-gayfried: nextyearsgirl: sancha-panza: radastheyscum: takeawaygirl: scienceing: One half of the humans are female, so one half of the scientists should be female. - Bill Nye at the Storytelling of Science at ASU Dawkins looks so disgusted Probably trapped in a traumatic flashback of being oppressed by women and religious minorities

amanda-gayfried:

nextyearsgirl:

sancha-panza:

radastheyscum:

takeawaygirl:

scienceing:

One half of the humans are female, so one half of the scientists should be female.

- Bill Nye at the Storytelling of Science at ASU

Dawkins looks so disgusted

Probably trapped in a traumatic flashback of being oppressed by women and religious minorities

(via fetters)

I hate tennis, hate it with all my heart, and still I keep playing, keep hitting all morning, and all afternoon, because I have no choice. No matter how much I want to stop, I don’t. I keep begging myself to stop, and I keep playing, and this gap, this contradiction between what I want to do and what I actually do, feels like the core of my life.
— Andre Agassi (via gqoy)

(Source: mtthwsvc, via gqoy)

April 11, 2013

so is Pinterest just Tumblr for people who aren’t funny?

gameraobscura:

i like to google world’s biggest something because it always results in a cool animal or a neat looking food but WORLDS BIGGEST ONION found this guy with his big onion and he’s so happy! thats a really great onion. best world’s biggest thing so far.

(via dickpicoftheartist)

blakewhitman: wreckandsalvage: cwheaterful: i tried not to post this, i really did. Couldn’t help it. You’re welcome.

blakewhitman:

wreckandsalvage:

cwheaterful:

i tried not to post this, i really did.

Couldn’t help it.

You’re welcome.

April 10, 2013

apio:

via discountliquor

nininghasfeelings:

fursasaida:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

Fuck. Yes.

“The theme of my set tonight will be colonialism. Which is why I will be speaking only in English.”

10/10 would laugh again

whoa guys look at this vintage version of 500 Days of Summer.

whoa guys look at this vintage version of 500 Days of Summer.

(via funkysquaredance)

1995you: Photo08_4A-2 (by emilyharriet)

1995you:

Photo08_4A-2 (by emilyharriet)

(via feelslikespaceagain)

I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
— Maya Angelou (via ltntv)

(Source: kari-shma, via broken-accidental-stars)